things i wish i had never said

after grade school I was invited to a Ward (church) reunion. This was the same ward that Jeanie and I attended in our youth. I circulated among the guests and came face to face with the girl I admired over fifty years before. Jeanie was a nice looking older woman but not picture that I envisioned. After introducing ourselves I blurted out “I thought you were cute when you were young”. There was a moment of silence. Nothing I could say to retract my comments. She was very understanding and moved the conversation in another direction.

Who is Michael Jackson?

We were standing in line at one of the rides in Disney Line. I was calm and patient until a group of people moved to the front of the line and proceeded to have one